hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

chickensandwich:

goldenclitoris:

fuck the police

i will

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41